Hello, all my fellow tards and newbies and of course, my fellow veterans and all us loser's without a date on Friday and saturday night's…. except for Wanda and her 5 friends, HA

Do's and Don't's

Do's

First off…..have fun.

Always look before you tard rush. And in case you get in trouble, WhiteKnight

makes a great shield...love ya, Mike

Don't's

Don't frag while kneeling.

Always frag responsively.

And only tards are aloud to shit in their pants!

And don't drink and frag.

How to get pumped up

Smack your little brother around for 5 minuets

Give the cat flyen lessons = Also 5 minuets

Put a picture of Bin Laden on yor dart board

Stick your tongue out at your wife or girlfriend (or both)

When there not lookin, or hell, do it while there lookin, your choice Iam not

responsible for slapped face's, Hehehehe

MP3 Archive

In my opinon, 3 great songs to help you get pumped, these work also in case you don't have a cat to help them learn how to fly, these 3 songs ROCKand I feel strongly just to kick Metallica's a$$, freaking losers, how dare they kick Dave out, but hey, it turned out great I think... MEGADETH rules... rite behind the father's of heavy meddle, BLACK SABBATH

Almost Honest
I'll Get Even
A Secret Place

Nick Menza played drum's on 3 Megadeth cd's…these 3 song's are from cryptic writings..his best work..unfortionnetly he got sick and had to leave the band..get well Nick and ROCK ON….11/18/01.

I'll have 10 bound keys next week..my brain is already fried for now..till next week, happy hunting my fellow tango hunters, Lounge Lizard Skip Out